Miniature Man Dildo 5.5 Inch
Miniature Man Dildo 5.5 Inch is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Miniature Man Dildo 5.5 Inch
1 - 4 Days
Average UK delivery time
30 Days
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Description
Description
So Real, You Might Try To Strike A Conversation: Meet the Miniature Man Dildo, the "almost-real" gentleman that never fails to rise to the occasion. Detailed with every vein and crease, he might not pay for dinner, but he'll always be there for dessert!
Safety First, Fun Always: Crafted from top-grade, skin-loving PVC (because who needs another toxic relationship?), our Miniature Man is all firm with a side of flexibility. And yes, he's passed the EU REACH test, meaning he’s phthalate-free. Good guys always play safe!
He Sticks Around (Literally!): His suction cup base is as committed as a loyal puppy. Stick him on walls, tiles, floors, or even your fridge (just maybe not during family gatherings).
The Aquatic Enthusiast: Fancy a bubble bath with company? Mini Man’s a waterproof fella, always ready to make a splash. Rubber ducks are so passé!
Newbies, He's Your Guy: Don't be fooled by his modest size. He might be small, but he's mighty in all the ways that count. Perfect for... well, wherever you want to put him!
Lube up with any water-based lubricant for a smooth ride. After the fun, treat him to a warm soapy shower, and let him air-dry (he’s a bit old fashioned like that).
Quick Peep Into His Specs:
- Height (Total): 5.5 Inches (That's taller in dildo years!)
- Height (Playable): 4 Inches (The perfect cuddle size!)
- Girth: 1.1 Inches (He's been working out.)
- Weight: 80g (Lighter than your morning coffee mug!)
- Material: Premium "He's a Keeper" PVC
Rest assured, he's phthalate-free – he wouldn't dream of being harmful.
Ready to share a laugh and more? Adopt your Miniature Man now!
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